TF-storm-twins
Watchers 6
Collection
- Apr 15
- United States
- Deviant for 8 years
- They / Them
This account is just for collecting inspiration and enjoying nostalgia.
Profile Comments 68
thank you for fav!
Thanks for all the faves!
Thanks for the favorite :)
Here take a llama aswell.
Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 8: Frail - Extra points for the trash can
Can you believe this? What kind of an idiot thinks it’s acceptable to compete for Arbitrary Points by wiping out pedestrians, stray pets and various innocent inanimate objects with their preferred vehicle of choice? It’s barbaric, that’s what it is. Insensitive too. But mainly, it’s woefully inefficient. Every competitor in Road Rage Bingo has their own scoring system, which ultimately leads to rampant cheating and widespread corruption within the various professional leagues. Regulations would certainly help in this regard, but at this point, that is more of a band-aid solution. If you ask me, and you should, the real future of Arbitrary Points is in the ancient sport of dry bed bog snorkelling. I know some people are going to disagree, as they heavily invest in sports like soft cheese rolling, or legless shin kicking, and they are free to think that. But just you wait and see. Snorkelling your way through a dried up bog of peat and amphibian carcasses is set to be the next big thing in AP collection. Mark my words.
Thanks for the fav on Inktober 15 - Weak a.k.a Beware the wild tube man
Not a great deal is known about the wilderness people of the inflatable tube. Many have ventured into the dark reaches of the urban sprawl, trying to document their carefree behaviour and unusual population patterns, but to this day, they remain one of nature’s greatest mysteries. Despite millions of Guarani spent in market research, many questions still remain. Where do these tube people come from? Why are they so energetically happy? What is it about car dealerships that seems to attract them? Do they ever wax poetic on their role in the cosmic samba that is life on this planet? Have they ever practiced ritualistic cannibalism? Join us next week as we attempt to answer some of these burning questions when we finally put a tube person through some “advanced interrogation”. Be sure to tune in.
Thanks for the fav on Inktober 18: Bottle - Clearing Out the Inbox
You sure do get a lot of weird things in the mail these days. Take last week for example. On Monday, I get a knock on the door, and a man hands me a leash attached to an extremely annoyed pair of partially reanimated wax mammoths. Wednesday, I check the box and there is a free range ant farm waiting for a signature. Then a few days go by, and on Saturday, despite the fact that the mail doesn’t run on the weekend, I open the door and there was a courier. He wasn’t delivering anything, apparently he was the package. Someone had actually sent me a courier, in the mail. The whole ordeal kind of makes me nostalgic for the days of off brand grocery catalogues and political pamphlets. At least that kind of junk mail was easy to get rid of. So…do you know anyone who might want a second hand, full inoculated, trained and experienced mail courier? He really needs to go to a good home. Serious offers only.
Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 8: Frail - Extra points for the trash can
Can you believe this? What kind of an idiot thinks it’s acceptable to compete for Arbitrary Points by wiping out pedestrians, stray pets and various innocent inanimate objects with their preferred vehicle of choice? It’s barbaric, that’s what it is. Insensitive too. But mainly, it’s woefully inefficient. Every competitor in Road Rage Bingo has their own scoring system, which ultimately leads to rampant cheating and widespread corruption within the various professional leagues. Regulations would certainly help in this regard, but at this point, that is more of a band-aid solution. If you ask me, and you should, the real future of Arbitrary Points is in the ancient sport of dry bed bog snorkelling. I know some people are going to disagree, as they heavily invest in sports like soft cheese rolling, or legless shin kicking, and they are free to think that. But just you wait and see. Snorkelling your way through a dried up bog of peat and amphibian carcasses is set to be the next big thing in AP collection. Mark my words.
